Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Sienna Millers trashy early modeling days




These look really amateur.
Stars without make-up: http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20034523_20036559,00.html

Celebrities as babies: http://www.people.com/people/package/quiz/0,,20034523_20034286,00.html

Christina Ricci had loose morals




In the movie Black Snake Moan (one that I really want to see) Ricci plays some little floozy broad. Here is what she said about the nudity the movie required:


"It was really necessary for the crew to be used to me undressed because I
was playing someone who places no value on her body. She has no regard for
herself so she wouldn't care if she were clothed or not." www.celebrityrag.com

She lost a lot of weight for this role. No wonder- she looks good.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Brad Pitt doesn't live in NH.


This is relevant to me because I am from NH.

(WBZ) CONCORD, N.H. A Concord, New Hampshire man’s phone keeps ringing at random hours with people looking for Brad Pitt.

But 77-year-old Richard Perkins doesn’t know the movie star and has only seen one film with the 43-year-old actor.

Someone posted the retired teachers’ home phone number in a Web site chat room and claimed it was contact information for Pitt. For the last six days, Perkins’ phone keeps ringing at times as late as 2 a-m.

“I thought it was my daughter calling me,” Perkins told the Concord Monitor. “I thought she was saying ‘Dad? Dad? Dad?’ and I thought there was something wrong with the line. Then I realized she was saying ‘Brad.’ “

A frustrated Perkins disconnected his phone once, but firefighters - summoned by Perkins’s Life Alert system - burst into his home to find him sitting peacefully in the living room.

They “weren’t too pleased,” Perkins told the newspaper.

Perkins says he doesn’t want to change his phone number because he’s afraid he’ll forget his new one.--- www.celebrag.com sourced.

Holie Jolie's Mandible.




Picture of a sickish looking, but still attractive Angelina Jolie. Her eyes look pretty but WHOA, in that second picture doesn't her jaw look like its absolutely jutting out of her skull? She must be skeletal underneath that suit. Doesn't look good.

Paris gets pwned- again.

Paris Hilton is embarrassed in a nightclub when Prince 'politely' suggests she perform for the audience. Apparently he invited her to some shindig to which she enthusiastically obliged, when upon calling her up onto the stage he announced 'Now we can see if she really can sing.' Paris fled the stage, leaving the club two songs later. The girl couldn't put out.

Roseanne is still smarmy.




Roseanne has apparently landed a job on The View, taking an equally rosy Rosie O'Donnell's place. Now I have never seen the show, and now I know I never will. The woman's voice is enough to induce vomit from my bowels.

Richard Gere is Vulgar,


I hope he enjoyed this faux kiss because he could possibly be arrested for it. Indian Judge Denish presses charges against Gere for his behavior towards the Indian woman pictured here, Shilpa Shetty. His claim? 'He transgressed all limits of vulgarity with this performance'. India, apparently, is a far cry from American culture, which bleeds vulgarity from its arse.

What is Lohan doing now..



It appears that Lindsay Lohan thinks she can pull off anything. Maybe she hasn't done her laundry in a while? I don't know what else to make of this outfit.

Penelope is giddy.


Despite appearing half in the bag, she still manages to look hot. I think she is one celebrity who ages well.

Marc has officially turned J Ho into a robot.



What's with that expression? Is it an attempt to look sexy? Rumor has it that Marc is so controlling of her that he won't allow her to carry a handbag anymore. Why??

Kate Bosworth at the beach, thin.




Other than the the fact that you can see her 'outie' belly button which perpetually grosses me out, I think she looks cute here. A bit thin maybe. I hope no seagull defecated on her head that day.

Brendan Fraser needs to mow the grass.


Is it just me or do male celebrities seem to be letting themselves go lately?

Monk Rat is........ Cute? Sophie Monk looking tan and (slightly) sophisticated.



For once, the girl has managed to not be completely obnoxious looking. Usually, that little smirk-she does just makes her look like the Easter bunny- with those teeth of hers and all..
I also like her eye make-up- its bold and matches her dress.

Welcome! To me.


Celebrities are strange animals and no matter who you say or think you are, you like reading about them. So FEAST! Feast my babies!